Elizabeth Holmes Arrives To Trial With Prototype For Black Box That Will Prove Her Innocence

This is too perfect:

(…) showing the judge how the tabletop prototype worked by simply scanning a person’s fingerprints and establishing her innocence for over 200 different crimes.

https://www.theonion.com/elizabeth-holmes-arrives-to-trial-with-prototype-for-bl-1847584107

Axie Infinity is a digital nation

There’s a cool new dystopia in town, people! Enjoy!

“Axie Infinity is a digital nation and, like in any society, certain people might be criminals,” said Larsen. “How do we deal with those who might be abusing other scholars or players? These are challenges for us internally.” The company has banned “several thousand” accounts for violating the game’s terms, he said, including for bot behavior or when there is “clear evidence of scams.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-25/axie-infinity-how-game-is-turning-pandemic-jobless-into-crypto-nft-traders

Freedom Defender Died for Freedom to… Die

COVID is perfectly fine to live with… but freedom fighter Caleb used his hard-fought-for freedom to die from it.
I hope he enjoyed the shits caused by ivermectin.